The downtown nightlife: I've only had one night out so far, but I've learned that going home at 4am is very early by Korean standards.
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Dude, i'm serious, I need a wife, can you hurry it up a bit? Also, find me a nice little nook where i can stay and masturbate while i'm there. How was your first korean fire? Must have been really fast! ha! Now that you're korean I bet your bustin' out the Eddie Vedder vocal cords on Betterman huh? Gettin' any singing lessons? Did you rub one out yet and how was it? (yes, i know i asked this question already but i'm curious as to how a korean fire is) Also, is your roommate hot? (man or woman)
goddamn dan, you leave, and apparently this andy jerkoff is coming back. the truth is we all could use a little korean honey or two back here in the states, ive got like 20 bucks, so that's like 20000! send em our way! hope everything is goin great. careful on the first firedown though, bathroom didnt look too big--drain comes in handy i bet!
Dan you're the ultimate rock star! After all your initial adventures over the rainbow to the other side of the globe, you still have Dominos, the NBA and puppy dogs over there to keep you company when you miss the U.S. Grass (of various kinds). Hope you can still keep up with the all-night crews, and take care of those pimply-faced teenagers when painting their rooms red and black and their minds every other color. Take in as much of those mountains as you can every day, eat some cheesy bread with decadent korean green tea...oh, and enjoy your first plate of Zappa, I know you're anxiously looking forward to it! Love you Dan, and we'll see you soon up in the clouds :)
4 comments:
Dude, i'm serious, I need a wife, can you hurry it up a bit? Also, find me a nice little nook where i can stay and masturbate while i'm there. How was your first korean fire? Must have been really fast! ha! Now that you're korean I bet your bustin' out the Eddie Vedder vocal cords on Betterman huh? Gettin' any singing lessons? Did you rub one out yet and how was it? (yes, i know i asked this question already but i'm curious as to how a korean fire is) Also, is your roommate hot? (man or woman)
goddamn dan, you leave, and apparently this andy jerkoff is coming back. the truth is we all could use a little korean honey or two back here in the states, ive got like 20 bucks, so that's like 20000! send em our way! hope everything is goin great. careful on the first firedown though, bathroom didnt look too big--drain comes in handy i bet!
bubba
Dan you're the ultimate rock star! After all your initial adventures over the rainbow to the other side of the globe, you still have Dominos, the NBA and puppy dogs over there to keep you company when you miss the U.S. Grass (of various kinds). Hope you can still keep up with the all-night crews, and take care of those pimply-faced teenagers when painting their rooms red and black and their minds every other color. Take in as much of those mountains as you can every day, eat some cheesy bread with decadent korean green tea...oh, and enjoy your first plate of Zappa, I know you're anxiously looking forward to it! Love you Dan, and we'll see you soon up in the clouds :)
Did you ever find me that nook?
Bring me a wife back next month too!
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